A new name

Today i went though the trials of driving/owning a new car.

I locked the keys in the car. But Mr NRMA broke into my car in under 8 seconds (very reassuring!).

I freaked out when my speedo went from 80 (the speed i was doing) to 0 and then oscillated between the two extremes (very reassuring!).

I can't get my insurance claim processed due to the hassles the soon to be bankrupt, already insurance rejected, on her P's, high-range drink driver has (very reassuring!).

Finally, it took me 30 minutes on the phone, being transferred through three people and four sessions of droning hold music to find out the my above predicament (very reassuring!).

Oh... and the new name?

My car... The piece of cra... never mind.