Freak

Yesterday at Mosman i saw the unthinkable. A woman was walking a cat. Yes, a cat! Leash and all.

Now the cat was understandably looking less than impressed by the entire experience and it has since prompted me to make the following community service announcement...

If you walk your cat, like you would a dog, stop. Immediately. Instead, invest the time you spend tormenting your cat in getting a life.

If you know someone who indulges in the practice of walking their cat, call the RSPCA and have them locked up for animal cruelty. In the mean time, while waiting for the crew of RSPCA Animal Rescue to arrive, stretch (I don't want you to strain something in the process of performing a community service) and then unleash a slap upon the freak. From the depths of your very being, slap the cat walking fool.

Then do it again.

They deserve it.

If Darwin was correct, and natural selection is alive and well, then the people who walk their pet cats should be the first ones to be eliminated from the gene pool.