Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Four-legged rapture abandonment

With my musings about animals eternal destiny, the Internet (the source of infinite wisdom and truth) has thrown up another wonder.

Folks are concerned about their pets and what will happen to them once they are taken up in the rapture.

The solution?

Buy rapture insurance and be assured that your four-legged friend will be cared for by some responsible heathen. Check it out here... http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

Oddly, the first question on their FAQ page asks... Is this a joke? They say no.

My questions?

What happens if the atheist becomes a Christian? Do they have to report themselves to "head office" and be dis-barred? Will that be frowned upon? Will they themselves be sold insurance?

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