Friday, March 13, 2009

The angel of death

I just finished watching an episode of "Murder, She Wrote." Now that I'm on holidays until April, I'll be seeing more of "our Jessica."

Oh Jessica Fletcher... The Angel of Death.

Think about it.

There were 265 episodes and 4 telemovies of "Murder, She Wrote."

If each episode began with a killing and included (at least) one "swerve" death, those around Mrs Fletcher dropped like flies!

Where she went death followed. On holidays? Death. Getting a new maid or butler? A murderer. Changing doctors? The secretary will be a vicious killer. A relative in the Fletcher family? You will die, be a killer, or loosely connected to a slaying.

Actually... Don't follow "those pesky kids and that mutt in the Mystery Machine" either.

Wherever they go, spookiness ensues.

Who does it? The gardener, manager or janitor who only briefly appears in the episode, about a third of the way through.

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