Friday, November 20, 2009

Speaker bio

Over the last few weeks I've got a few speaker and convention advertising pamphlets.

It made me sad.

I could never be a speaker on the Christian conference circuit.

My bio would be almost empty.

I don't drink coffee. I don't have kids. I don't hang out in cafes nor play LAN games. I haven't been a missionary in a remote place. My favourite food isn't exotic nor have I represented my country in anything.

But i do have a darling wife. And a cat.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

With that bio I don't reckon you'll ever be a big speaker. It's the coffee that's the deal breaker.