Over the last few weeks I've got a few speaker and convention advertising pamphlets.
It made me sad.
I could never be a speaker on the Christian conference circuit.
My bio would be almost empty.
I don't drink coffee. I don't have kids. I don't hang out in cafes nor play LAN games. I haven't been a missionary in a remote place. My favourite food isn't exotic nor have I represented my country in anything.
But i do have a darling wife. And a cat.
With that bio I don't reckon you'll ever be a big speaker. It's the coffee that's the deal breaker.
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