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Friday, November 20, 2009

Land sharks and giant spiders

I wonder... How would our lives change if we weren't top of the food chain? What if we were hunted by land sharks or picked off by giant spiders?

I reckon our crappy days at work wouldn't be so bad. Who cares if the boss yells at you... at least you weren't devoured on the way home.

I wonder because i stroll into some pretty irksome places whilst reading water meters. If man eating spiders did exist, i figure i would quickly be consumed.

Nothing could beat death by paralysis, having my innards turned into goo and then hypodermic consumption.

2 comments:

  1. Watch eight legged freaks. It'll probably be like that.

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  2. I've seen the movie. The scariest thing about the film isn't the giant spiders though, but David Arquette's acting.

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