The clothing of death

Yesterday I went to the races and, whilst I was in a suit, I didn't wear a tie.
Today I preached in both and morning and the evening services, and whilst I wore a suit, I didn't wear a tie.
Every time I speak at chapel, whilst I wear and suit like all the other teachers, I never wear a tie.
Whenever I go to a wedding, I will always wear a suit, but never a tie.

The only time I crack out a tie is at a funeral.
To get me wearing a tie, someones gotta die...