Monkey awkwardness

Tonight at youth group, in a combined game with the children's ministry, i am dressing like a monkey to be hunted in a safari.

But every action has a consequence. In this case, a very awkward series of consequences.

First, there is nowhere at Warringah Mall to purchase brown tracksuit pants. No luck at Lowes, Best for Less, Big W or Target.

Correct that, there is one. Some cheap girlie store that had them on a "2 for $10" rack.

So i went in awkwardly...

Then, i had to ask if they had them in any larger sizes than 8. Awkward point number 2.

They did, and I left quickly, my wallet six dollars lighter.

Finally, I required brown stockings to create a monkey tale.

Don't enter a supermarket that you are unfamiliar with to buy brown stockings if you are a bloke.

You need to eventually ask where they are.

Enter awkward moment number 3.