Outta work?

Today's big job was getting a haircut.

Just before the snipping began i wondered how i would answer the question "So... What do you do?"

I pondered... do i say that I'm an out of work youth minister, a youth minister between jobs, or a water meter reader and nothing more.

In the end i fumbled out some half baked answer, but I'm not sure how much longer i can use the first two options.