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Friday, January 30, 2009

Greiams and lizards

What do the Abominable snowman, the Yeti, Bigfoot, Nessie, the Greiam and a lizard all have in common?

Sure, you may have heard off all but the final two of the initial options, but i assure you they all belong together.

The answer? They are all said to exist, but sightings are rare.

As of today the Greiam dies at Balgowlah.

The Greiam you ask? A combination of myself an Liam which morphed together over our years at college. He went on conferences and ordered books, but alas, was never seen in the flesh. Like a ghost, he will walk around Seaforth, spinning on chairs and turning on lights. If you listen closely, you will hear the name Greiam whistling in the wind...

But i'm sure you're wondering how a lizard fits into the equation...

Well, it began a few years ago with Sarah. She sworer she saw a lizard in the office at Seaforth, but evidence was scarce. For a lenghty amount of time i thought Sarah had finally lost her mind. Then, like a theif in the night i myself saw the scaled office companion. With my own eyes i had seen a legend!

Well, with my departure from the office the lizard has been strutting about like he owns the place (and with Liam as his only competition, i think he could be the alpha male).

Today... photographic evidence has arisen of the elusive critter.

If you squint closely and want to spot a lizard, then you can just make it out...

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