Some things annoy

After going 26 and a half years without changing a tyre, I've now had to change two inside a week.

This is particularly annoying when the offending tyre is brand spanking new.

But nothing annoys more, or makes changing a tyre in a hot afternoon more infuriating, then having the song "Jesus is a Friend of Mine" rolling through your head.

To the singers of that song... Damn you. Damn you straight to the scrap heap of the Eurovision song contest.